Я попробовал виральный промпт и теперь хохочу. Он длинный, дам по ссылке.
Купился на хайп и решил сгенерировать новой моделью себе красивую картинку. У всех были классные фотки на выходе, а у меня получилось это.

А вот сам промпт
Use the uploaded photo as the PRIMARY IDENTITY REFERENCE.
Transform the person in the uploaded photo into a completely believable photograph taken in the mid-to-late 1980s, approximately 1985-1988.
The person must remain unmistakably the SAME PERSON.
PRESERVE IDENTITY WITH EXTREME ACCURACY:
— exact facial identity
— face shape and bone structure
— eyes and eye spacing
— eyebrows
— nose shape and proportions
— lips and mouth
— jawline and chin
— ears
— natural skin tone
— distinctive facial characteristics
— facial hair pattern
— natural asymmetry
— apparent age
Do NOT redesign, beautify, masculinize, feminize, idealize or «improve» the face.
Do NOT turn the person into a generic 1980s model.
Do NOT change the person’s ethnicity or recognizable physical characteristics.
Only transform the ERA.
Make this look like a real photograph that was physically taken sometime between 1985 and 1988 — not a modern photograph with an 80s preset, not a digital recreation, and not an AI image pretending to be vintage.
Imagine that an unknown photographer actually photographed this person in 1986 and the original 35mm negative was developed and printed professionally.
THE 1980s WORLD:
Give the person an effortlessly cool, sophisticated and authentic mid-1980s appearance.
Use period-correct:
— hairstyle
— grooming
— clothing
— accessories
— fabrics
— colors
— silhouette
— interior design
— furniture
— objects
— architecture
— photographic lighting
The styling should feel naturally fashionable for the period, with subtle European and American editorial influences.
Avoid costume-like «80s» clichés.
No exaggerated shoulder pads.
No ridiculous hair.
No caricature.
No stereotypical disco costume.
No obvious retro props simply inserted to communicate «1980s.»
Instead, create the feeling of someone who was genuinely stylish in 1986.
WARDROBE:
Dress the person in sophisticated authentic 1980s clothing appropriate for a stylish creative professional.
Think:
premium casual tailoring, relaxed designer sportswear, vintage knitwear, high-quality denim, leather, understated jewelry, elegant shirts, structured jackets, natural fabrics and carefully chosen accessories.
The clothing should look expensive, authentic and lived-in rather than theatrical.
PHOTOGRAPHIC CONCEPT:
Create a striking editorial portrait with the intimacy and authenticity of a private photograph.
The setting could be:
— a stylish 1980s apartment
— an elegant European hotel
— an independent record store
— a creative studio
— a sophisticated café
— a city street
— an intimate bar
— an art-filled interior
— a private party
Choose ONE setting that best complements the person.
The environment must genuinely belong to the 1980s.
Include subtle period details naturally integrated into the scene, but never turn the background into a museum display.
COMPOSITION:
Create a sophisticated photographic composition with natural human proportions.
Use a believable professional 35mm portrait perspective.
The subject should feel photographed rather than posed for an AI image.
Use natural body language:
relaxed posture, subtle confidence, authentic expression, imperfect spontaneity.
The framing should feel like a real photograph taken by a skilled portrait photographer.
Avoid the artificial symmetry and hyper-perfect composition typical of AI-generated portraits.
35MM FILM CHARACTER:
The image must have the physical visual characteristics of real 35mm color negative film from the 1980s.
Include:
— fine but visible film grain
— natural film texture
— subtle highlight halation
— gentle blooming around bright areas
— realistic optical softness
— slightly imperfect focus
— natural depth of field
— restrained micro-contrast
— organic color response
— subtle color shifts
— realistic exposure variation
— slightly warm analog rendering
— delicate shadow detail
— natural highlight roll-off
— authentic photographic noise
The skin must retain realistic pores, fine lines and natural texture.
Do NOT make the skin look digitally smooth.
The image should have the subtle imperfections of an actual optical photographic process.
COLOR:
Use authentic 1980s color-negative photography.
Slightly warm, rich but restrained colors.
Natural skin tones.
Muted blacks.
Gentle reds, blues, browns and creams.
Slightly faded highlights.
Subtle color separation.
Do NOT use modern cinematic teal-and-orange grading.
Do NOT make the colors neon.
Do NOT oversaturate.
LIGHTING:
Use believable period photographic lighting.
Soft window light, tungsten practical lighting, subtle on-camera flash, or restrained studio lighting may be used depending on the chosen scene.
Lighting should feel physical and photographic.
NO NEON LIGHT BEAMS.
NO CYBERPUNK.
NO SYNTHWAVE.
NO LASER LIGHTS.
NO FUTURISTIC LIGHTING.
NO MAGENTA-CYAN GLOW EFFECTS.
This is an authentic 1980s photograph, not an 80s-inspired digital poster.
REALISM:
The final image must pass as a genuine archival photograph.
It should feel as though someone could discover the original print today in a private 1980s photo album.
The photograph should have the emotional quality of a real memory:
intimate, stylish, slightly imperfect, tactile, spontaneous and nostalgic.
IMPORTANT:
Do not add artificial «vintage effects» on top of a modern-looking image.
Instead, construct the entire photograph as if the camera, lens, film stock, lighting, wardrobe, environment and photographic process all existed in 1986.
The age of the photograph should come from the PHOTOGRAPHIC PROCESS and the PERIOD-CORRECT WORLD, not from obvious filters.
ABSOLUTELY AVOID:
modern smartphones
modern cars
modern furniture
modern architecture
modern hairstyles
modern clothing
modern logos
contemporary typography
social media aesthetics
digital camera look
HDR
hyper-sharp details
plastic skin
AI beauty retouching
perfect symmetry
excessive bokeh
fake film scratches
heavy dust
fake VHS artifacts
cassette-tape distortion
extreme sepia
excessive grain
overexposure
oversaturation
cyberpunk
synthwave
neon beams
laser lights
pink-and-blue light rays
futuristic elements
retro-futurism
cartoon styling
illustration
painting
CGI
3D rendering
fashion caricature
generic AI face
The final image should NOT scream «1980s.»
It should quietly and convincingly LOOK LIKE IT WAS ACTUALLY MADE IN THE 1980s.
FINAL TARGET:
A breathtakingly realistic 35mm color photograph of the SAME PERSON from the uploaded image, authentically transported into 1986.
It should look like a rare, beautifully preserved photograph discovered in a private photo album — effortlessly stylish, intimate, tactile, slightly imperfect and completely believable.
The reaction should be:
«Wait… is this actually a photograph of you from the 1980s?»
NOT:
«This is an AI-generated image with an 80s filter.»
Photorealistic.
Authentic 1980s photography.
Real human skin.
Real optical characteristics.
Realistic film response.
Perfect identity preservation.
No obvious AI artifacts.